Stuff! Things!! Items!!!
Click on any of the images to buy
shirts, hats, buttons, etc. (will open in a new window)
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For that special narcissist in your life (maybe it's you!)
how it will appear in a mirror:
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That pesky Unified Field Theory, solved at last!
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State your stand on fair play for the small
or just freak out the driver behind you
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Need a little help some mornings?
Here's a shirt designed to help with one of those simple tasks
(then the tough ones can be tackled)
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Why pay to be a billboard for corporations?
"No Slogan, No Logo" declares your independence from the machine!
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Greetings from Melville, the most exciting town on Long Island!
Melville! The center of it all, on picturesque Route 110,
straddling the Nassau and Suffolk border.
Wish you were here!
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Have nothing to say? Say it with eloquence.